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"Welcome to the Era of the Gyno Spa"

Take note: Being educated is not enough, being compassionate and intelligent and running on the treadmill are also not enough, neither is eating right or being a good daughter, friend, partner, mother, etc. But for $150 you can also be judged by the question, "how fit is your clit?" and the answer might get you one step closer to being the perfect woman. What am I talking about? Check out the article, "A Spa for Those Women Concerned About ‘Pelvic Fitness’" in today's New York Times. "The advent of the pelvic spa, however, takes body fixation to a new level, furthering the idea that there is no female body part that cannot be tightened, plumped, trimmed or pruned."

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